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All I Wanted was a Kebab
03:42
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All I wanted was a kebab
Not Chlamydia
But it was out the front of Abdul's that I ran into ya
And your exgirlfriend Virginia
All I wanted was a kebab
Not a fist fight
You shouldn't have insisted on taking a bite
All I asked for was garlic sauce
But events took a very different course
All I wanted was a kebab
All I wanted was a kebab
Not a head job, a kebab
Now you got us kicked out of the cab
When all I wanted was a kebab
The inscription on my head stone
will say she just wanted to go home
with a greasy snack
tightly wrapped in paper
All I wanted was a kebab.
Your honour
Not chicken or felafel
A proper Donner
All I wanted was a kebab
All I wanted was a kebab
Not a trip to long bay
Just wanted to eat and hit the hay
All I wanted was a kebab.
The inscription on my headstone will say
She just wanted to go home.
With a greasy snack tightly wrapped in paper.
All I wanted was a kebab
All I wanted was a fucking kebab, Hey!
Let's call it a day, I need to get down to Saray's
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Where the Shadow Lies
03:29
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A burnt out child bride
A burnt out letter in the sign
In between desire and regret
That's where that shadow lies
Hindsight for sore eyes
I set your love letters alight
In between the truth and the lie
That's where that shadow lies
Where does the shadow hide?
Where will that shadow fall tonight?
In between desire and regret
That's where the shadow lies
Shipwreck between my thighs
I'll keep you safe and dry your eyes
I saw that devil lick the light
And slice through the frost like a dog bite
Where does the shadow hide
Where will that shadow fall tonight?
I saw that devil lick the light
And slice through the frost like a dog bite
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My Pussy
03:55
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Right between my thighs
I got the Holy Grail
I gotta pussy like Jesus
My pussy saves
My pussy will heal ya
Put you in your grave
My pussy saved you from a house fire
You know what they say, Yeah
My pussy got nine lives, Yeah
My pussy got nine lives
My pussy does CPR
My pussy does first aid
My pussy stole your wife
Puts food on the table
My pussy slams
My pussy fought in Vietnam
My pussy don't give a damn
It's got its own twelve step program
Yeah
My pussy got nine lives
My pussy got nine lives
I gotta warn ya
I got a pussy like the Hotel California.
Come as many times as you please
But you can never leave
My pussy's a Time Lord
My pussy fucks better than yours
My pussy wrote War and Peace
My pussy never sleeps, Yeah
My pussy got nine lives, Yeah
My pussy got nine lives
My pussy got nine lives
My pussy got claws
You know why?
My pussy's amazing
Shock you like a tazer
Fuck my pussy say Amen baby
My pussy will kill you
Until you are dead
Resurrect you
And Kill you a second time
You know what they say
My pussy got nine lives.
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Woodpeckers Lips
04:43
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My Sunday boots are Holy the whole week through
Except for my mind I got nothing to lose
3k Short is my saving grace
I came down with love
But it was just a brief case
If it weren't for the blues
I'd be seeing red
If it weren't for rock'n'roll honey
I'd be dead
But I gotta lotta rockin' that I gotta do
I gotta lotta fuckin' to do
Before I'm through
Yeah
I'm tougher than Woodpecker's lips
So don't give me no shit if that's your trip
Compared to me the Devil's a sissy
'Cause I'm tougher than Woodpecker's lips Missy
I sucked Satan's dick just to get a hit
Yeah I took a lickin' but I kept on tickin'
I'm a full house of 52 cards
But I'm jack of clubs and gigs and bars
I need a man bad enough to treat me good
I need a man tough enough to chop that wood
I need a man like a meat axe
To grind my heart of stone
I need a man with balls
As big as my own
Yeah
I'm tougher than Woodpecker's lips
So don't give me no shit if that's your trip
Compared to me the Devil's a sissy
'Cause I'm tougher than Woodpecker's lips Missy
You need a check up
From the neck up
Go eat some concrete and harden the heck up
Here's the clincher
I come on slow like dementia
Come out in the back room baby
Tell 'em Typhoid Mary sent ya
Yeah
I'm tougher than Woodpecker's lips
So don't give me no shit if that's your trip
Compared to me the Devil's a sissy
'Cause I'm tougher than Woodpecker's lips Missy
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I didn't know her and she didn't know me
But I know what I like ya see
She had a funny voice and a motorbike
Long long legs and big brown eyes
She liked shootin' speed and fuckin' all night
But her pretty head was screwed on too tight
And now there's some girls that you should not excite
She walked in with her long long legs
and said that she just left her ex
Well that night we went straight to bed
but the very next day I got death threats
This crazy bitch came around
and tried to burn my house down to the ground
And now there's some girls that you should not excite
She said she was in love with me
but her ex was gonna stick me with hep C.
I said Baby Baby well we just met
and this is as much peace as we'll get
I said Baby Baby well I love your eyes
Hop back on that motorcycle
And now there's some girls that you should not excite
I said sure we had some crazy nights,
lying low and getting high
I said Baby Baby well I love your eyes
and your long long legs and your tattooed thighs
I went back to the simple life
I heard that they were reunited
And now there's some girls that you should not excite
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White Knuckle Fever Sydney, Australia
White Knuckle Fever, Sydney's psychobluesabilly two-piece will take you on a ride through a psychotropic hellscape and back in one night. Celia Curtis and 3kShort are a high-energy assault on decency & a paint- by-numbers guide to devil worship. If you've ruined your life with drugs and debauchery, love the greats Lux Interior and Screamin' Jay, you will love White Knuckle Fever. ... more
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